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["Shush it up, my song"]
Ticket, gochisosama!
It's time for Everyone Loves Shishit Casino!
Yay!
Hmm...
Why?!
Okay, so...
It's a classy show, isn't it?
It is classy.
This casino show is...
Jinnai-san's show...
It was a hit.
It sold one million copies in one.
Isn't it amazing?
It is amazing!
It's the show that the audience wants the most.
However, there is one big problem.
What is it?
The profit of this kind of casino is not enough.
Oh my.
What is it? What was wrong?
Koumong?
Is koumong wrong?
Koumong.
Koumong, right?
I want you to make a lot of money, so let's do it without koumon this time!
Can we do it?
This time, we will do a simple and boring casino without adult koumon.
Oh, that's good.
Yes.
So we've invited a gorgeous guest who's perfect for that simple battle of proportions.
Here he is! Welcome!
Thank you for having me!
Hello!
The octopus is here.
The octopus will come.
I called you, so you'll come.
Thank you.
You're an octopus, too.
You're not a brain that can manipulate people.
I'm a brain that can manipulate people for all eternity.
Thank you.
What's this?
So, Mr. Kotouge, how about a casino?
I don't gamble in my car.
You gamble your life.
Well, that's how life is.
You bet your life on gambling.
I'm sure you do, too.
And I win. I just win.
No, you don't say that. You're serious.
No, I'm just curious about the opening of Ask.
Let's make sure of that.
What do you mean we're going without asking?
That's obvious!
It's obvious we're going without asking!
Is there an answer?
This time we're going to earn money from the small auction house and pay the galleries.
That's right.
It was an unorthodox project.
Unorthodox.
We'll do it right.
Unorthodox is worth a million times.
First of all, we'll hand out these ten chips to the small auction house.
These are the basic ones.
These are ten.
First of all, you're missing 100,000 yen from Kotoi's account.
What is that?!
It's a great crime, isn't it?
It's a crime.
It's not a crime.
It's a crime of the same kind.
It's a criminal gang called Isagi.
We're going to give you three games to try out the chips we've come up with.
If you can get 20 chips in the end, Kotoi will win and get a million yen in prize money!
Are you serious?!
Is that possible?!
Do you even have a million yen?!
Even if you give me a million, I won't think of it as anything.
Weren't you happy? Is it worth the 1 million yen?
Of course it is!
But we didn't even have lunch in the theater.
We were eating snacks together saying,
How pathetic!
You guys are pathetic!
Eating snacks together and saying,
I'm hungry, I'm hungry!
You're pathetic, you guys are older people but still!
Snacks for five years..
You're five year old too early!
I'm sorry for showing my pathetic appearance.
I'll try not to do that this time.
I see.
Let's get started.
It's the first stage.
The first stage is...
It's not that!
I said there's no asshole!
No, no, it's not about arms!
It's about movements!
No, no, no. It's not about arms!
It's about asshole!
It's coming right away!
Assholes come easily!
It's a one-off!
You're suddenly talking about asshole from the first shot!
OK, let's do it.
This time, it's easy, so only this time!
Please do it only this time!
Stop it. It's easy, isn't it?
I won't tell you the rules yet, but first, let's take a few chips.
Why? Why do you need rules?
I won't say it yet.
Why do you have to put a price on things you don't know about?
Ghost...ghost game.
I'm counting on you.
Okay, so two chips.
It's not that easy. I think it's pretty easy this time.
Easy.
It's going to be double this time.
Yeah, you're right.
I think you should put a lot of chips.
Really?
I think you should put about half of them.
Okay, I got it.
Okay, I'll go with number 5.
Number 5, okay.
Can I put it here?
Yes.
Okay, I'll explain the rules.
Thanks to number 5, we have two candies prepared.
One of them is this...
candy.
Yes, yes.
Candies stuck in a stick.
And the other one is ananother candy.
What is ananother candy?
What is that?
That's not the tone of the word!
What is ananother candy?
Ananother candy?
That's not the tone of the word!
What is ananother candy?
You're not supposed to say that.
You like it when I say it, right?
Actually, my last question is already set.
It's dirty!
What?
It's freshly picked.
It's dirty!
I'll exchange these candies for shrimp and let Mr. Kodoya taste them.
That's nice!
Really?
What? Are you licking me?
No, no.
What?
Can I smell it?
No, you can lick it.
Oh, I can lick it!
It's a candy.
There's antique in it!
It's not a candy made of antique!
What?
You ate it.
Ahhhh!
You're so gross!
You're so sticky!
Wow, you're so gross!
You can eat either of the candies I set up as antiques in my back door.
You can tell by looking at it. You're the one who's melting!
For now, Kosei, please turn around.
Don't look! Don't look!
I won't. I won't.
Don't look.
If you have 20 cards in the game, you can get 1 million yen.
But if you don't reach 20 cards and you have minus cards, you will have to change jobs.
No way! I won't quit the game!
As a Shildan friend.
No! That's not good!
What should I do?
Make a hole and put water on it?
You should use a spade to cut this part and make the water come out.
You put your body back and do this.
No, no, no, pew, pew.
Put your brain out.
No, no, no, pew, pew.
Turn around.
No, not your hand, but your brain.
Turn that way.
You guys say it, so I do it.
Asuka, Candy, leave.
There you are.
I'm scared.
You made it?
I made it.
Whoa.
It's a little slippery.
I'm seriously scared.
Can we go home?
Yes, shuffle.
[PH] Can I?
This one?
Yes.
Chef, I'm done.
Really?
Which one is my candy?
ANA-CAN.
Let's say ANA-CAN.
ANA-CAN, which one?
Which one?
I can't tell by the looks of it.
I don't remember the first normal candy.
Yeah, I should've looked at it properly...
By the way, this is originally a new candy.
Oh, yes, yes, yes...
Wow!
No, it's not melted...
No, this is...
Actually, this is a big hint.
Yeah.
If you look at it from above, it's a little melted.
You're kidding me!
Hahaha!
It's hot, isn't it?
Yes.
Hahaha!
No, it's melted!
Hahaha!
Why?
It's melting.
It's really melting.
It's melting. You can see it.
Why?
No way!
It's really melting.
It's strong!
It's hot!
It's so hot that it's sticking.
It's melting!
My ataru is magma!
You're magma hot.
Magma hot.
Is this really a clue?
Oh yeah, that might be it.
It might be fake.
Fake?
It could be fake.
This is probably it.
Maybe you were leading me.
No, I wasn't leading you.
Maybe you didn't see it earlier.
Did you see it?
No, no.
Do you really remember it?
No, I don't think you saw it.
But the judgment is a little exaggerated.
For now, you can just lick both of them and you'll know.
Can I smell it?
I can't tell by the smell.
I think you can't tell by the smell.
Can I smell it?
Please feel free to do so.
The smell is probably...
It's okay to take it out of the stick.
Wait a minute...
Ugh, it stinks!
No, no, there's candy in it, so it can't smell bad.
No, no, even candy has a bitter taste, so it stinks.
You're kidding me, right?
It shouldn't smell bad, right?
It smells bad!
Please tell me.
Wow, it stinks!
It's mixed.
Something sweet and sour.
Wow, it stinks!
It might be a trap.
Wow, it stinks!
It stinks, man.
Well, since we're licking our hands...
I want you to lick someone who is not correct.
I have decided.
I won't do anything wrong.
Can I judge you now?
It smells different.
It smells like candy.
It smells like this.
It stinks.
What are you doing?
It stinks.
It's here.
It's here. It's stuck.
One, two, three.
It might be a trap.
It's not a trap. It's already out.
It looks like a stick and it smells like poop.
What?
It's not a can but evidence is already out.
Can I have one?
Sure.
I'll take this one.
What?
It's yours.
Let's have a toast.
Wait, you're getting on my nerves!
What?
You're getting on my nerves in this moment!
You don't like it?
No, I don't!
You don't like it, do you?
It's fine! It's got saltiness in it!
No, no! There's no saltiness or bitterness in it!
It's got sweetness and bitterness in it!
No, no! It's fine!
All right, Gotoge-san! If you think it's normal, please say it!
Judging time!
All right, for now...
I don't get nervous that much!
I don't get nervous or excited that much!
Huh?
Gotoge-san!
You're correct!
You!
Hey!
Of course!
You're a comedian, so you should get an A!
No, I won't!
What?
I'm in the list, so I won't get an A!
You're in the list.
Yeah, I'm clearly in the list.
So, you've all passed the test.
You've got five more cards.
Congratulations!
Wow!
I'm happy!
Thank you.
Congratulations!
You have 15 cards in total.
Even if you got it right, you wouldn't get excited at all.
What are you talking about?
You were laughing so hard when you got an A.
I didn't say a word when you got it right.
[PH] Next Stage
The next stage is...
Burnt Asuk...
Again?
Again with Asuk?
You'll burn it.
No, I won't.
You didn't stop Asuk, did you?
I did.
You started with Asuk, didn't you?
You're the only one who's done Asuk.
No, I didn't.
You did, but you still burnt Asuk.
I burnt Asuk.
No matter how hard you try, you can't win.
First of all, let's eat the chips.
We've had enough.
That's right.
How...
There are three games, right?
Three games.
Don't worry about it at all. You can win without thinking about it.
Okay, I'll have ten of them.
Ten? Okay, I got it. I'll have ten of them.
Yes, please.
Here you go.
This game is...
Master and I will put lemon juice...
We'll soak the lemon in lemon water.
And then we'll press it against the stone and burn it.
Slowly, the lemon will burn and the ansc is going to float up.
In other words, that's what we call burning and ansc.
Why are you using science here?
You're using a project like you're using science.
I used to do science in elementary school.
I want students to see it, too.
You don't think you'll use it here, do you?
I've applied it.
Can you hold it?
I've applied it enough.
Apply it.
Make it into a whole.
It's a little dead.
There are two of them.
This is lemon juice.
Lemon juice is shining.
I put lemon juice where my pee is shining.
I see.
The smell is different even with the same lemon juice.
I will bake this until it is cooked.
I will make it float.
Do you choose the shape of the lemon?
Can't I smell it?
Can I smell it?
I think you can smell it.
I chew a lemon.
I don't know that.
It smells like fresh Sicilian food.
I don't know about this.
The smell...
I can't tell by the smell.
The lemon...
I can't tell by the smell of the lemon.
It's starting to hurt.
It hurts a lot.
It's starting to hurt.
My jaw is tingling now.
When a young woman, AD, brought this here, I felt sorry for her.
Ah, this is a fake anus.
Fake anus.
Anus wiping tissue.
But actually, this is her anus.
You're kidding me!
Zoom in.
You're a freak, aren't you?
Zoom in.
I was looking down the whole time, and suddenly, like this...
Ah! How about blowing up your anus?
Why are you blabbering?
I was surprised.
This is a device to blow up anus.
Is this thing that's being burned up actually anus?
It's steam.
Oh, it's steam.
Is it an anus steam?
It's anus steam.
Wow, will this work?
It's coming out.
Really?
It's hard to tell if it's an anus or not.
But this is...
I see, it's the anus.
The anus comes out slowly and it's dirty.
It's dirty.
It's dirty and it's coming out.
It's coming out a lot.
No way!
It's true.
It hurts.
It's like an anus with poop instead of an anus.
Wow, amazing.
This is the hole.
Okay!
This is about the limit.
Okay, first of all...
Wow, it's coming out!
It's coming out.
Wow, this is amazing! It's coming out!
It's coming out a lot.
Oh my!
Okay, let's go to the next one.
It's really like a fortune-teller.
Yeah, it's like a fortune-teller.
Let's go for the second one.
It's coming out!
It's coming out a lot.
It's a big one.
Oh, it's out.
Lighter change.
Do you want to change the lighter?
No, it's out.
A lighter change is just one chip.
You're bringing a lot of stuff.
You're right.
It's done!
Okay.
Kotoge-san, please check it.
It's different!
It is.
Wow, what is this?
This is a moro!
It's shaped like a moro.
But this is more like...
I think the apple sucked it.
And it's like a luxury food.
Yeah, like a wild tofu.
First, you take it out and put it in.
Then you put it in and focus it.
This is a thick one.
It's like a hiroki.
It's a normal chopstick.
It's difficult.
Look at the shape of it.
There is a big hint.
Please give me a hint.
If you return three chips to us, we can see your anus directly.
I like it.
It's easy to understand.
You can tell the shape of it.
You're right.
But you can't tell unless you do it.
It's a can, but it's not good to use a can in a casino.
I want you to bet as if you had a firm belief in it.
What should we do?
I'm sorry, but I'll do it.
You'll do it?
Yes.
I'll take it.
It has nothing to do with betting.
It doesn't matter.
I don't like it when they look at me with those three chips.
Which one do you want?
Can't we look at it together?
No, one person.
What?
One person and three chips.
That's ridiculous.
What?
That's too much.
One chip?
One chip.
One chip!
That's too much.
I think I've seen you before, so we've known each other for a long time.
So, Cookie-san's turn.
Um...
I'm done.
You're past two seconds.
What?!
Just two seconds?!
I'll open it in two seconds and you have to look at it at that moment.
Okay, here we go.
Ugh, gross!
Here we go. One, two...
Ugh, gross! Ugh, gross!
Gross!
It's gross. It's gross.
It was gross.
It was watery.
It was watery and dirty and there was a bump.
There were also things around it that looked like bugs.
It's dirty.
Is this 30,000 yen?
You paid 30,000 yen and showed me so many things.
It's dirty.
It was a low-ranked asshole.
You are one of the lowest ranked astro.
Am I ranked?
Yes.
Low?
Low!
You are the lowest ranked astro.
Then you know who I am, don't you?
I think I know who you are.
It's you.
I like you.
The moment of love, the second second of love...
I saw it and it permeated me.
You mean it went in your mouth?
Not this way.
It's not like this.
It's like this.
One point focused?
One point like this.
I think it's this way.
That's what you think.
I see.
So, this is me.
Yes.
This is the vice mayor.
Yes, yes.
So, let's begin the judgment.
Incorrect!
It's correct!
This is me!
No way!
You know, right? You're this big.
No, I mean...
The way I saw it...
It was close to this.
The shape.
That's a stooge.
This is a dirty stooge.
Even the stooge...
This is a stooge.
This is EVO!
It's EVO!
Even EVO is...
Are you mad?
What's with you, woman?!
EVO...
You're messing with ASTRO's EVO, what's with you?!
I don't want to be messed with by EVO!
Why?!
Why are you so delicate to ASTRO?!
The last stage is...
SMELL-ASTRO!
It's not ASTRO after all.
It's SMELL.
It's the last one, right?
It's the full up.
It's the last up.
How many chips do you want?
I only have two.
You have two. Thank you.
This game is five times more challenging.
So you only have ten chips.
That's right.
So you can't win one million yen.
If you do something, you can make this game ten times more challenging.
You saved me, Kotohi.
It's scary.
It's really scary.
It's not normal.
It's a rescue measure.
I'll just ask you one question.
Can I?
Can you speak my dick?
You can do it, right?
No, I can't.
You don't have to go up.
You don't have to stand up.
I'll just walk up.
Put it in.
It feels gross.
How is it?
There's no way I'm doing this.
It feels gross.
Understood.
Well, since you're here, let's make this game ten times as good!
Yes!
Let's make this game ten times as good!
Ten times, okay!
Now, Kotohi-san, you can take out your nose from this board.
We'll push the anthem into your nose in order.
Which one is better? The first or the second anthem?
We want you to guide us in this world.
You mean like a key anthem?
Yes, yes.
We were very happy to have you as our guest.
So we'll accept not only your nose but also your other nose.
No way!
My nose doesn't go down.
Your nose or your head.
Let's say your head.
No, it's here.
Yes, it's there.
It's here!
I'll put it on. I'll put it on.
Oh, you were sleeping here.
Yes.
Instead, I'll put my head here.
Huh?
No, no.
You'll hit me in the eye with your head, right?
Okay, Mr. Gotoge. Please wear your eye mask...
Okay.
...and please bring your nose out of the bigger hole.
Wow, this is scary!
It's kind of scary!
North Hole In.
Okay.
Now we will tell you your answers one by one.
So please tell us who is first and who is second.
I'm scared.
What should we do?
First one.
Ah!
Good.
Ah!
This is...
It's a meeting.
Kotohi.
Kotohi, are you okay?
Kotohi.
What should we do?
Can I just give up?
No, no, no!
I can't do this! Get up!
KO!
This is Kodokan's last chance, so I'll end the game.
KO!
Kodokan, thank you for joining us again!
Thank you very much!
Shishito AI, good work!
Good work!
This is bad.
Can I say something?
What a fire!
Where are you using it?
That was scary.
Terrible.
That was terrible.
I can't help it.
That must be profitable.
That must be bad.
Thank you for everything.
Terrible.
That was terrible.
It wasn't a bad shit.
No, no.
Something flew in.
Look at his lips.
My boobs!
They were flying!
I'm serious!
That's awful.
That was the worst hot meeting I've ever had.
The worst!
That's awful!
I laughed.
That's awful.
It's no good.
You lose all your willpower in one blow.
All your strength?
You lose all your strength.
You don't feel like doing anything.
It's not great, but you can't continue.
Complete defeat.
Amazing.
I couldn't win against my teacher.
I'm glad.